tsuritamakink

Because this person is awesome for drawing this ==>> http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=28466409

Pretty much 'Spirited Away' with the Tsuritama cast, with Yuki as Chihiro and Natsuki as Haku, with slight changes:

1. People who eat the food of the gods turn into fish instead of pigs.

2. Urara as Yubaba and Zaniba (Yubaba!Urara being called Araru..._{shut up}...)

/saw this right after I posted the one below.. =.=

I LIKE THIS IDEA A LOT TOO! Yuki would be such a cute Chihiro, making his scary face xD

No, don't turn Keito into a fish!! D;

I almost feel like George would make a better Yubaba instead of Urara...
Urara could be noface, making everyone dance instead of eating them. I might do that, if op doesn't mind.
Hope this is what you were after, op~
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Grandma had been relocated for work again and surprise, surprise, I was transferring schools. Not that it bothered me – I had successfully managed to forge no friendships whatsoever at my last school, so it wasn't like I was leaving anyone behind. I simply felt like this was how the rest of my life was going to be...moving constantly, never being able to settle down in any one place. Perhaps I should just accept this as my fate. It wasn't like Grandma could help it or anything...she needed to make money to support us both, so it was necessary.
We had just driven past my new school when she noticed a small clearing on the side of the road, assuming it lead to our new house. She had told me it was out of the way, pretty much hidden from vision. She liked it that way – quiet, far enough away from the main road to block out any sound of cars whizzing by. The only thing blocking our path was a peculiar statue and a large wall that was seemingly the beginning of a tunnel.
'I didn't realise it was this hard to get to...' she said softly, climbing out of the car.
I glanced down at my phone, quickly opening up the map and finding our location. Weird...it wasn't even there...no tunnel, no nothing...
Grandma was already wandering towards the tunnel before I could protest, leaving me with two choices. Guard the car and be left with only this one spooky statue for company, or go with her. Anything could be lurking in that tunnel...
'Wait!' I called out after her, quickly catching up and staying close. She took my hand as we ventured deeper into tunnel, the darkness engulfing us fully.
I can't remember much of the journey...but next thing I knew we had emerged from the tunnel. On the other side was a small room, numerous benches dotted around the place. Was this a waiting room? Why would you need this many benches...not like anyone was using them. Come to think of it...I had heard a low rattling sound whilst standing in there...almost like a train. Had we accidentally stumbled into the town's station?
Grandma went ahead of me towards what I assumed was the main exit. 'Yuki! Come quickly!' she said excitedly, both hands pressed to her cheeks.
Reluctantly, I stepped outside, my eyes adjusting to the brightness. We were in a field, wild flowers as far as the eye could see. The wind picked up, hurling various scents my way – I wasn't as clued up on flowers as Grandma was, but I could definitely tell there was something strange about the aroma. Something...not right...
'Do you smell that?' she asked.
'Yeah. S'weird...almost like...'
'A restaurant, perhaps?' My stomach rumbled at the idea of food. Grandma laughed quietly, reaching out to take my hand. 'We might as well get something to eat.'
'...it does smell good.'
I helped Grandma across the various cobblestones hidden amongst the flowers, keeping her balanced as we headed towards the source of the smell.
The field soon came to an end and we found ourselves in what seemed to be a small town. Grandma explained that it could be an abandoned theme park from several years ago. Although it couldn't be abandoned...despite no one was around, someone was definitely cooking something.
'Ah, this must be it,' she hummed, stepping into one of the restaurants, breathing in the smell of freshly cooked food. “Shirasu-don” was the meal of the day...apparently. I reached into my pocket for my phone, getting ready to look up the dish when I noticed I was completely out of signal. This always happened at the worst times.
'I'll be right back, just stay here,' I called out to her before leaving the restaurant and starting to search for some internet connection.

Fiddling around with the settings, I wasn't paying attention to where I was walking and much to my surprise, I bumped into something. Or in this case, someone.
A boy, probably about my age, with extremely messy black hair and thick rimmed classes to match stared at me in utter shock. I blinked at him, quickly backing up, beginning to panic.
Shit, had I trod on his toe or something?! Did he own the restaurant?! Come to think of it, I hadn't seen a waiter or anything when Grandma went in there...
'What're you doing here?' he demanded, taking a step forward.
I froze, beginning to feel pressure building up around me. This poor guy was going to be the next in a long line of people to see that face. This was so embarrassing!
'It's almost night. You need to get out of here before it gets dark,' he grabbed my shoulder, turning me around and giving me a firm push in the direction I'd come from. I could only make a few spluttering noises as he continued to shove me. 'Go back across the river. Now!'
Not really giving myself much time to question this guy, I broke into a run, the whole town slowly being illuminating as the sun began to disappear. 'Grandma!' I shouted out as I dashed into the restaurant. 'We need to leave!' A chill ran down my spine at the sight of the small room. It was empty. The only thing letting me know anyone had been here was a steaming bowl of tiny white fish that had barely been touched. I looked around the room, frantically calling out her name before a small bubble flew past my face. It was the strangest thing...a tiny red fish was encased within it. I was about to reach out and pop the bubble before a large net came out of nowhere and caught it. I turned about, coming face to face with what could only be described as a shadow, brandishing the net angrily, reaching out to grab me. I screamed and ran out of the restaurant, making a beeline for the tunnel. More shadows were appearing in all of the restaurants as night began to descend on the small town, whispers and laughter echoing through the narrow alleyways and streets as I desperately called out for Grandma. Each time I stopped to look around, trying to spot her amongst the crowds of shadows, one of them would suddenly appear behind me.
I had to keep moving.
Eventually, I found my way back to the field, running down the steps where it ended, only to be greeted by...'Water?!' I yelped, very nearly falling head first into the river that most definitely hadn't been there before. Across the way, I could see the exit to the tunnel, fully illuminated and now surrounded by even more buildings. This had to be a joke...no way was I seeing all of this. Crouching down, pressing my head against my knees, I began to rock back and forth, repeating “I'm dreaming” over and over again as if it were a mantra my whole life depended on. Once I was sure I was awake, I raised my head, instantly noticing that I could see the ground through my legs. 'W-what?!' My legs, my hands, my whole body was translucent. Through my hands, I could see an old fashioned ferry boat docking against the steps, hundreds of figures of all shapes, sizes and colours descending and floating towards the town. With another terrified scream, I was scrambling back up the steps, quickly finding somewhere to hide and convince myself this was all a horrible dream.
Not long after I'd curled up into a ball behind a pretty run down house, I felt two hands press against my shoulders. Jerking away and backing up against the wall, I was greeted with the boy from earlier.
'Jeez, you're jumpy,' he commented, giving me a flat look.
'Get away from me!'
'I just want to help.'
'No! Get away!' Why wouldn't this wall just swallow me up? It'd make keeping away from this guy so much easier.
'Stop pulling that face and eat this!' He was trying to force a small red berry into my mouth, but I was having none of it. After more struggling, I finally managed to fall back through the wall, half of my body still left outside. I groaned quietly, sitting back up and giving the boy a wary look. He didn't seem to pleased either, and before I could make any more protests, the berry was shoved in my mouth. 'Swallow it.'

'Mmnnnh...'
'It won't turn you into a fish.'
It tasted so gross...why couldn't he give me some of that nice smelling stuff from earlier. Swallowing it down, he finally gave me a softer look, taking my hand in his own. 'There, see? All better.'
'W-what did you say...about a fish?'
'Humans who eat the food of spirits need to be punished.'
I paled, instantly grabbing at the guy's shoulders. 'T-then Grandma...that fish...she...'
He nodded.
'...no...' I slumped back, dragging my fingers through my hair. 'W-where is she?'
'You can't see her now-' He quickly trailed off as he glanced over his shoulder before promptly shoving me up against the wall. 'Don't move.'
A white duck flew above us, peering across the rooftops and buildings as it went. From where I was, it almost looked like it was wearing a crown. I'd comment on how bizarre that is, but I don't think anything else could surprise me, really.
'That bird's looking for you...let's go.'
Some strange sensation surged through my arm as he grabbed it, breaking out into a sprint, pulling me along with him. I could only watch the scenes around us blur into one large mess as we whizzed past, manoeuvring through alleyways, down small staircases and across seemingly endless corridors. We briefly passed one that resembled a large aquarium, thousands of tiny fish fluttering about in an enormous tank. I could only wonder if Grandma was in there somewhere...
We eventually came to a large bridge, hundreds of the weird looking figures all crossing it at the same time. Considering the size of most of them, I'm surprised this old bridge was holding out. Then again...if these guys were spirits, they couldn't weigh too much.
The bridge lead to a large, old fashioned building, keeping with the theme of the whole town. It resembled a bath house, but I couldn't be sure. If only I had internet connection...then I'd be able to look up what they actually looked like back in the day...
'You need to hold your breath when we cross this,' the boy explained, keeping me close.
I cringed. 'W-we're going in there?'
'Is it a problem?'
'Of course it's a problem! I wanna get out of this place!'
He gave me a flat look before giving my arm a sharp tug. 'You can't right now. Stop complaining and cross the bridge.'
It didn't go well.
We'd only just set foot on the thing before some weird slimy creature touched my arm, causing me to scream, every single spirit in the area turning to look at me, almost perfectly in sync.
'Idiot,' the boy muttered, dashing through the crowd and hurriedly shoving me through a tiny door close the floor, movements too fast for most of the figures around us to notice. Within minutes, the staff working within the bathhouse were going nuts, calling out for help from someone called “Natsuki.” I could only assume that this was the name of the person currently shoving me into a bush to keep me out of sight.
'Is that you? Are they looking for you?'
He adjusted his glasses before running a hand through his hair. 'Yeah. Good job. Everyone knows you're here now.'
'...and that's bad?'
'Very bad.'
I cringed again, moving a branch out from my face. 'W-what's going to happen to me?'
'Probably boil you in a stew. It's not often that a juicy human comes along.'
For a second there, I believed him and scrambled further into the bush.
Natsuki chuckled, leaning in. 'I'm kidding. We're not gonna eat you...anyway, you need to go down the stairs to the boiler room. Talk to the worker there and ask for a job.'
'...I thought you were helping me get out of here! I don't want a job!'
He clicked his tongue. 'Why are you humans so lazy?'
'What's this got to do with saving my Grandma?!'
'Nothing...well...you need to stay here until you save her. Getting a job and keeping your head down while you do that is important.'
'Can't I stay here?'
Natsuki raised his eyebrow, sitting back on his heels. 'You want to stay in a bush with a spider crawling up your arm?'
Another scream and a few flailings later the bush was no more and Natsuki was clamping his hand over my mouth. 'Will you shut up?! You're going to get us both in trouble if you keep making all that noise!'
Says the one who was shouting at me to keep me quiet...

He soon pulled away from me, getting to his feet. 'Wait until it's quietened down, alright, Yuki?'
'Wait...how'd you know my name?!'
'I know more than just your name...don't worry. I haven't been stalking you or anything,' he smirked. 'Stay hidden.'
I wasn't too thrilled with the idea of being left alone there, but I still gave a firm nod. Natsuki smiled before turning to leave, calling out to make the rest of the staff aware of his presence and stop panicking. He must've been some bigshot or something...
I waited a couple of minutes before following the directions Natsuki had given me and after very nearly falling down the creaky wooden steps, I found myself outside the door to, what I hoped was the boiler room. It was definitely hot enough to be the boiler room...This had to be the place.
Hesitantly, I opened the door, yelping as I was caught off guard by copious amounts of bubbles that came flying out of the room. The bubbles were lining the whole room, floating into every nook and cranny...it almost seemed like someone had put too much powder in a washing machine.
'Close the door!' came a shrill voice from deeper within the room. I instantly tensed up, stepping inside and closing the door behind me, trying to manoeuvre towards where the voice came from. Sitting in the corner was a small blond boy, who was in the middle of pouring an extremely thick pink liquid into a huge tub of water, more bubbles floating up to the ceiling. He glanced over at me, purple eyes widening before he dropped the bottle into the mixture. 'Oh...oh no!'
I quickly rushed over to give him a hand with fishing it out of the tub, holding him by the shoulders to keep him steady and stop him from falling in too. The bottle had pretty much melted. 'Ah...that was clumsy of me. Now it's all out of balance...' The boy wandered over to one of the various shelves lining the walls of the room, picking out two more bottles and pouring a small amount of both into the mixing bowl. 'There...that's better...' He turned to look at me giving me a huge smile. 'Hello! Who're you?'
So enthusiastic...
'I'm Yuki...'
'I'm Haru! Why're you here, Yuki?' he chimed, cocking his head to the side.
'A-ah...I..I need a job.'
Haru blinked at me owlishly before clasping his hands together excitedly. 'You're here to help me?! Oh, wow! I've been asking for help for ages but no one's ever come! Thank you! This is all so difficult by myself!'
I gave the large mixing bowl a wary look. The thing was enormous...almost twice the size of a normal kiddie pool. And with all the substances in there and bubbles flying about, I couldn't even begin to guess how deep it was. 'What...do I need to do, then?'
'Weeellll~ Are you good with lifting heavy things? Coz I'm not. I'm not strong at all. It gets really hard to stir that when there's so much in there...'
'What is it exactly?'
'It's the water we use for the baths! My own special recipe. It's very good for your skin! Cleans the dirt right of! Customers come from other realms just to try it!'
Great...I didn't know the first thing about cosmetics...and this kid was really too proud of himself and too happy considering his situation. Alone in this room with only bubbles to keep him company...was he even getting paid for this?
'Y-yeah...I can give it a go,' I mumbled, reaching over to grab the large wooden spoon resting on the edge of the tub. Haru wasn't exaggerating...it was really heavy. Still, it at least it meant I had a job. Haru seemed pleased at least, bouncing off to start collecting more ingredients from around the room, chattering away to himself...or maybe me...I wasn't too sure. I just kept quiet.